1. Sell blood
  2. Cry
  3. Look for change
  4. Take candy from a baby and sell it back to the mother
  5. Read a book on personal finance
  6. Get a credit card
  7. Search craigslist gigs
  8. Realize getting a credit card was a bad idea when you’re stuck paying it back
  9. Beg on the street for money
  10. Sell your body, you whore
  11. Cry some more
  12. Pray
  13. Cry and pray
  14. Oh fuck it, just get another credit card
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