That guy who tailrides you in the slow lane when there’s 3 other lanes open. 

That coworker who doesn’t clean up after himself and then complains about how dirty the place is. 

The shittalker trying to gossip to you about the person not bothering anybody. 

The narcissist trying to “teach” you about a subject she knows nothing about. 

The insecure, small-dicked poser trying to compete with you on an exercise he can’t do. 

That ugly, fat, disgusting person reading this sentence. No offense, I guess.