Did you know living in complete poverty will make you decisive, discerning, and efficient? 

Consider a scenario a poor person might go through: You only have $5 to your name, but you need to buy both dinner and toilet paper. Which should you buy?

Well, you need to eat, but you also really need to wipe your butt when duty calls.

The Solution: Buy a burger meal and use the complimentary napkins to wipe your ass. Huzzah!